Immortal Me?!

What am I doing now? Just what am I doing now?? Can you believe it? I’m awake now at 8.52am after 12 hours work and back from factory and I’m still not asleep…

I had 2 very tough weeks. Started working 12 hours everyday since, let me think…

Last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and still goes on Monday, Tuesday which is today, then tonight Wednesday and Thursday!!! WTF?!

Am I IMMORTAL?! Fuck! Talk crap! Now do you understand why I stop updating my blog for so long?Next week some more must pass up my degree assignment!!! Some body or just anyone, if you have a gun please shoot me and kill me now!

Oh gosh… Please don’t tell me that this is going to be my fucking working lifestyle for the rest of my life! For sure I’ll gone crazy!!!

Tired…really really tired… Well, I think I should take a nap now. Finish crapping…

End Of Tioman’s Trip

Ok, I think it’s time for me to end up my Tioman’s trip post here. Basically I had described most of the scenaries there… Nth much. The remaining parts I will show it all to you here.

Let’s start with the Marine Park. This Marine Park located in Tioman is actually a place where you can see most of the fishes swimming around. Let me show you the place.

Marine Park

I must really say that there are fishes here and there in this place. They actually have a proper maintaining program here, they do have workers feeding the fishes everyday and the fishes here always stay close to you! I mean REALLY CLOSE! Instead of swimming away from you, they actually purposely stay close to you. Why? Ok, let me tell you. That’s because the fishes here are protected, so basically they never attack or catch by anyone since they were born. Instead, tourist here use to feed them food, so they know that if there’s a human being there’s FOOD!

Unfortunately my camera is not water proof, I unable to show you any of the fishes in the water. The most thing I can show you is something like this…

Fishes
This is just a very very small part of the fishes group. There are MORE and different type of species there.

Another thing that I wanted to talk about all the time and can never miss it, is the low tide scenary in Tioman.

It’s really really interesting and fun when it’s low tide. It’s another type of enjoyable moment and situation.

Everyday from morning till the evening, the tide is usually normal which is something like this…

Seaside

But the evening arrives, the tide started to get lower and the situation is utterly different.

Lowtide

And even lower…

Low tide

That’s not the end of the story my friend. It’s actually just the beginning of the whole story! Because of the sea water is really crystal clear here, you can actually see every single thing inside the sea.

Clear

As a result, you will able to spot some really interesting and small little tiny creatures stay in the sea. For example like squid, fishes, crabs, sea cucumber and even octopus! YES! I MEAN Octopus man! Unfortunately the octopus was really aware and alert, when we get closer to it, it immediately swam away with a very high speed, we can’t even got time to take a photo on it!

Speaking of Sea Cucumber, I did found lots of sea cucumbers when I was walking around.

Sea Cucumber

Usually sea cucumber like above is like very dead, they don’t really move and not so active right??? If some of you had saw sea cucumber before you all should know about this.

The normal length of a sea cucumber is somewhere around 12-15cm right? But I spotted a damn scarry one…! Damn! It’s 25-30 cm! Is really scarry cause you can actually see it moving it’s head, swinging here and there!

Sea Cucumber

Then I decided to challenge this monster… Use a stick and touching it’s head and tail to scare it. In the end it ends up like this…

Sea Cucumber

Interesting right?? Hahaha!!

Software Support

This caught my attention and thought I’d share with you….Is what is written here true, married ladies of the Chan Clan?

Dear Software Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
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Reply:
Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is and entertainment package , while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Out 6.1. And Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
Software Support

More about Tioman

The story continue and here are more photos for you…

Tioman
This photo is taken when on the way to snorkelling. It’s a different village.

Tioman

Tioman

Some photos are taken from different villages. If you were to go to anohter villages, you are either need to hike over hills or boat. Ofcourse, if you want to sit boat, then you just have to pay for it which personally I don’t think is worth it.

But…

For a fat ass like me (ya lah…laugh as you want.) might be considering taking the boat ride, as you know, not everyone can hike… Luckily I’m still able to do that.

But still you must consider that after you saw the photos below.

Tioman

Tioman

As you can see above photos, I actually take a journey about 40mins to reach the nearest village to mine… and, and, and… always remember, 40 mins to reach there, and another 40 mins to go back after you had fun, finished playing, swimming on the other side… Is quite Tiring I must say.

Imagine like you go 40 mins hiking all to your destination and finally you reach there, you started playing around, swimming with you friends and then after all these things, you finished enjoying yourself and you pack up your stuff and you ready to go back and now…

anohter 40mins hiking journey?! You got me? That is an “Oh man…!”
Anyway, as a conclusion, you can still think that is worth it when you see this…

Tioman

Tioman

And is really irresistable if you don’t play around in such a nice and clear sea side.

Tioman
I know the first thing you all will talk about and laugh at is my stomach! Damn it! Don’t even think about it!

Tioman

One thing that I can not affort to miss in Tioman is the sunset, I know some of you might think “What man… yo can see sunset from anywhere!” But trust me, this is utterly different. It’s not the same!

Tioman

I’m back from Tioman! Yoohooo… I must say, it’s awesome! Well, they say Tioman is one of the top island in the world. I say that’s not a lie, not at all!

Firstly, before I begin this post, I want to say that this post contains lots of photos and I really think that we should just make it short instead of reading me crapping here and there k? I’ll tell you the necessary stuff and take off those crap I use to talk in my blog k? Maybe is because I don’t really know what to write about all the scenary. You get it? So, see more crap less!

Alright, now let us begin…

Welcome to Tioman!
Welcome
This is our village’s jetty.

The scenary in Tioman is really awesome and beautiful, I will show you photos. Actually I took lots of photos, probably around 300++! It’s impossible to show you all of it, so I had chosen few of the best…

Tioman
Nice…

Tioman
Nice nice…

Tioman
Nice nice nice…

Tioman
Do I look like as tall as the moutain behind?

Tioman
NICEx100,000….

Tioman

The sea water is really crystal clear! You can actually see some creatures swimming around in the sea when it’s low tide in the evening. I’ll show u more later.