Stop “Sexing” in the car

Finally found out what was wrong with my car, I sent my car to EON service center few days back after hopping to a few mechanics, all previous mechanics have no idea what’s wrong with my car. Luckily the EON mechanic in the end was able to find out the hidden problem. It’s just the damn faulty plugs that were giving problem.

Whenever I stopped down my car earlier while the engine is on, it will starts jearking! When I stop my car on a red light, the feeling was like… HAVING SEX IN THE CAR! Wei… Damn! After spending the total amount of RM42 for the plugs it’s finally back to normal. Yay… =)

Hotlink Mini Reload Coupon

I went to Butterworth last week to finish up my assignment with KahPeng. After we had our meal that day I saw a mobile phone shop nearby, I wanted to buy a Hotlink RM10.00 reload card, since my wallet left a piece of RM10, no more small change.

As soon as the shopkeeper passed the card to me, in the other hand I hand over the cash to him.

Immediately I told the shopkeeper,

“Brother, you eat up my RM5 ar? I want a RM10 reload card and you give me half of the RM10 reload card.”

Then he look at me confusely and pointed to the card again…

Hotlink reload card

Eh? Since when Hotlink become so mini?!

Software Support

This caught my attention and thought I’d share with you….Is what is written here true, married ladies of the Chan Clan?

Dear Software Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
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Reply:
Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is and entertainment package , while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Out 6.1. And Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
Software Support

Free Lunch?!

Embarrassing moment I had the day before. What? Nothing la… Went out eating without bringing my wallet can or not? Ya la… no money to pay for the food! Damn…

I took my pouch out and I thought my wallet was inside it… So after I ordered all my food when I wanna take out my wallet and…

Pouch
Eh?! What the…?! Where is my wallet???

I quickly ran back to my car and check is there any money in my car…

Money
Yeah! Got… RM2. WTF?! WHAT’S the USE?!

So, I just have to be honest with the auntie selling hokkien mee.

Me : Auntie, Wa boh gia lui beg out ( I didn’t bring my wallet ), sorry leh… I go back take money first… *(Most embarrased moment…)

Auntie : Oh… Beh yao gin la ( Never mind )… Makan dulu.. Later only you go back take and pay me… *(Wah! Lucky man…)

Me : Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you…

Close one! Good auntie… Haha! So in the end, after my meal I rushed back and take my wallet out and pay her. I even buy back another packet for my sister later.

Packet

The moral of the story is

Be honest when you got no money to pay for your food.
Keep MORE THAN RM2 in your car!!!

Drunk Ass…

There are different reasons for you to get drunk.

Like when you are sad you got no money to pay “Ah Long” then you get yourself drunk…
Drunk1

Or when you got dump by your bf or gf…
Drunk2

But my friend drunk here is definitely because of his friends(we) want him to…
Drunk

Hahaha!! KK, enjoy your blast? Enjoy the night? We’ll give you more in future!!!